The Girl Next Door
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Marriage Bombshell is a Dud
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have a problem.
Not with each other.
With In Touch.
The tabloid has an annoying habit of making up stuff when it comes to the couple and their daughter, Suri.
Whether its fabricating summer camp stories or Halloween costume rumors, In Touch is eager to give readers a fictionalized account of Holmes and Cruises private life.
This week, the mag goes big, claiming that an anonymous former Scientologist is shopping a tell-all book (still not complete) that supposedly includes many chapters on their marriage.
According to In Touch, the book reveals that Holmes has her own quarters and sleeps separately from Cruise, and that she cant have privacy from full-time Scientology handlers.
The staff also has to keep the house spotless to meet germaphobe Toms strict specifications.
Meanwhile, Cruise and Holmes have a shockingly large number of problems, including disagreements over whether to have another kid.
Thats funny, because Holmes was already supposedly pregnant last February according to In Touch.
The article keeps piling on new rumors about the familys home life (including Holmes alleged $1.5 million per year shopping allowance) in the hopes that quantity equals accuracy.
In Touchs allegations are false, according to a rep for Cruise.
Not surprising, given the magazines track record.