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Tab makes up fake rules for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

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According to Star magazine, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise’s household has a number of rules.

In fact, a so-called “source” says, “They have very strict rules for their employees.”

Like what?

The tab claims Cruise is a neat freak, especially when it comes to his private gym at home. “Not even Katie is allowed to use his equipment,” says a supposed source, who adds, “He wants everything to be pristine.”

Any other rules?

“None of the staff is allowed near [Suri], except for a handpicked nanny,” reports the tab.'

Here’s a Gossip Cop rule: Take some of the Star’s reporting with a grain of salt.

No one we contacted could verify these tales, and a rep for Holmes tells Gossip Cop that the mag’s assertions are “all false.”